Egg and yogurt hair mask

You take the eggs and start beating them, then add some bacon, wait, no, this can't be right, I'm supposed to write a hair mask recipe for you, not about omelettes, well guess who's hungry (for cock)?

OK, let's recap, so you take one whole egg (if you are Rapunzel and you're reading this, grab two eggs) and you beat it, then you add about 2 tablespoons of yogurt and mix it with the egg. So far, so good. Now you apply the mixture to your beautiful, gorgeous hair, with your hands, yes, with your hands, get in there, get personal, aaand done. Put a shower cap on (if you don't have one any plastic bag or even cling film should do the trick), put a towel around your neck, to be sure it does not run on your back, and let that on for an hour.

You can take this time to look at beautiful women with long luscious hair and die of envy, or do that omelette, it's up to you.

 

Now go rinse with lukewarm water, you don't want hot water, you don't want to end up with scrambled eggs in your hair right? right?  After you rinse it, grab a towel and pat dry your hair, it's time to use that coconut oil for something else than lube. Like last time, get your hands up in there, don't be shy, make sure all your hair is now covered with the oil, maybe give your scalp a nice massage, God knows you've earned it. 

Put the (washed) shower cap on and, you guessed, wait some more. Now the respectable world renowned scientists that study coconut oil application on wet hair for beauty purposes are divided on two sides, one side says that it's best you sleep with it (so a 8 hour waiting period) others say 4-3 hours are enough, this is all up to you now, it's your hair, it's your time. I waited about 4 and I really loved the results. After all the waiting, all that remains is to wash your hair with shampoo, and voila!